A Florida Highway Patrol Officer pulled over a guy on a Harley for speeding.
He walked up to the biker and said, “Let’s start with your name.”
“Fred”, the man replied.
“Fred, what ?” Asked the officer.
“Just Fred.”
The officer, in a good mood, figured he might let him off with a warning. But he decided to have a little fun and push, “Come on now – what’s your last name ?”
Fred sighed. “Well, i used to have one..but i lost it.”
Now curious, the officer raised an eyebrow.
“Lost it ? How do you lose a last name ?”
Fred took a deep breath. “It’s a long story. But here goes: I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard, went to medical school, became a doctor – Fred Johnson, M.D. After a few years, I got interested in dentistry, and went back to school, and became Fred Johnson M.D., D.D.S.
Then I made some bad choices, got involved with my dental assistant..and ended up with an infection. So I was Fred Johnson M.D. D.D.S., with a V.D. the dental board didn’t like that. They pulled my D.D.S., so I became Fred Johnson with a V.D. then the medical board found out, and there went my M.D. now I was just Fred Johnson with a V.D. and finally the V.D. took away my Johnson. So now I’m just “Fred”.
The officer was crying. Not out of pity – but from laughing so hard, he couldn’t even write the ticket.
